Description
Show off your carpenter pride and bold personality with this edgy and humorous design. Featuring the statement “I’m Not Yelling (I’m A) Carpenter – That’s How We Talk”, this artwork includes a striking blue-toned skull wearing a hood while gripping two crossed hammers, creating a powerful and rebellious look.
The glowing blue typography contrasts sharply against the dark background, giving the design a rugged and high-impact feel. The crossed hammers symbolize craftsmanship, skill, and the hardworking nature of carpenters who aren’t afraid to speak their minds. This design perfectly captures job site humor and the loud, proud culture of the trade.
Comfortable, durable, and built for both workdays and weekends, this apparel is perfect for job sites, workshops, contractor meetups, or casual wear. It also makes a great gift for carpenters who take pride in their craft and their no-nonsense attitude.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@countryroadgear.online with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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